Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Passion Fruit

Tasted December 11 2023 at the Forbidden Hole
Appearance: clear
Aroma: this smells like artificial passionfruit.
Flavor: is there a passionfruit jolly rancher? If so, I would almost wonder if someone had infused vodka with passionfruit jolly ranchers to make this rum. Yes. I said it. This rum tastes like artificial passionfruit infused vodka.
It is not painful, but it also not necessary, nor does it advance civilization

In the nipper bottle from Toys R Us Liquor and tasted on 12-11-23. Pours clear. Very obnoxiously strong flowery chemical perfume aroma. Mango and lime. Some orange rind. Perhaps CM used every synthetic fruit flavor in this? Thick syrupy and oily mouthfeel. Difficult to drink due to the panoply of blended fruits. Not unlike mixed fruit processed jelly. Don Q version of this is better.

This is suntan lotion in a bottle. Not even worth the $2 you would pur on the rail.