Captain Morgan Dark

Cheap rum for kids that only want to get drunk and throw up. This rum helps with the regurgitation burns on the way down and on the way up! Much better cheap choices. Thus is the thing my father warned me about he said spend a couple of extra dollars on a bottle you will save more than that on aspirin the next day. That describes this rum to a tee.

Good for committing suicide, pleasing street bums or washing car rim's. Just don't bother otherwise.

Syrup and (over) burnt sugar on the nose. Quite alright, actually! Taste is rough, aftertaste horrible. Glad I bought a 5cl bottle...

I know this isn't the best rum, but it is my favourite, refreshing drink with coke when in a normal bar.

What quite surprised how good this one was mixed. A good mixer rum at a cheap price.

This is the worst rum I have ever had. Tastes absolutely awful. I will probably sooner use it to strip paint than to drink it.

If you care about taste and smell in rums this is not the rum for your. Pointless rum.

Somebody wrote that is good mixer....in my opinion even for mixing is bad....

Only reviewing this because it needs to be improved or taken from pub shelves. Why do so many bars have this as their main dark rum option? I used to drink it in a tall glass three quarters full with coke. Didn't realise how sweet it was and didn't take notice of that sea foam froth it left behind. Stuff you drink in your 20s when you don't care. Wasn't long before I moved on from this to Jameson and coke, much better quality and taste for the same price. I'm turning into and OAP rum snob because of all these rum reviews and want for a finer rum, but besides that, it's fair comment that I won't drink this swill anymore. We're done Capn, it's over.

Very very bad. Unless you're in Weatherspoons. And then don't order it.