Not sure how a bottle of this got on board, but I be fairly certain Satan himself had a hand in it. Aye, this be a "watermelon" rum, and she smells sweet - to be sure - but she don't smell like no proper watermelon. An' she certainly don't smell like rum, that's for sure! As for taste, she be not as sweet as she smells. There be a taste that reminds me more of cheap flowery perfume than watermelon. An' before you can figure out what that might be, the taste goes sour. Sour like boardin' a ship with no weapons and your hands bound. Arrgh! Toss this one overboard, mates. Send it straight back to hell... care of Davy Jones!
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Waterhellon 3 out of 10
Not sure how a bottle of this got on board, but I be fairly certain Satan himself had a hand in it. Aye, this be a "watermelon" rum, and she smells sweet - to be sure - but she don't smell like no proper watermelon. An' she certainly don't smell like rum, that's for sure! As for taste, she be not as sweet as she smells. There be a taste that reminds me more of cheap flowery perfume than watermelon. An' before you can figure out what that might be, the taste goes sour. Sour like boardin' a ship with no weapons and your hands bound. Arrgh! Toss this one overboard, mates. Send it straight back to hell... care of Davy Jones!