Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Coconut

It tastes like that coconut suntan lotion smells! I am not a big fan of that smell. But this is easily forgotten when that smell is followed by the bikini clad source! So this synthetic coconut drink does produce some errrrrr....nice memories....until I actually try and drink it! I am going to slather this on my girlfriend next time we go to the beach and see if I like it better! Really though, it isn’t nearly as bad as Bacardi...in any application! I give it a 4 simply for conjuring up some beautiful beach memories! But don’t drink it for God’s sake!

This is what you drink in college, or if you need a coconut rum amongst other liqueurs in your drink. The knowledgeable drinker understands this for what it is.

I would prefer Malibu to this. Not undrinkable, just not great

Bought this while travelling States with my friends, because it was cheap and sweet. Let's never do that again.

Read the title. Yep that's it. You can drink it in college at parties but that is its sole acceptable purpose
3.5

I actually received a miniature of this from Rum Ratings. I guess for women and children and vacation frozen drinks it’s definitely palatable but not my cup of tea. I think this is a money maker though.

If you're expecting a rum that's 40 proof and comes in a plastic container to be good, you're a moron. This is really for amateur drinkers or as a "in a bind" mixer for frozen drinks. It won't kill you, but it won't make you feel that good either.

Pancake syrup with artificial coconut flavoring. Use as mixer on cheap and undeserving rum haters.

Ein typischer Rum den ich zum kochen brauche,
als alternative zum Malibu

A typical rum I need for cooking,
As an alternative to Malibu

There is so much sugar .... so so much sugar ..... if you’re going for sugary sweet cocktails, you’ve got it!