Captain Morgan Parrot Bay Strawberry

Tasted January 20 2024 at the Forbidden Hole
Appearance: clear
Aroma: poison
Flavor: Soap. Poison. Cough syrup. Yuck.
Tasting notes: it's been a bit since I tasted it and my face is still squished up in pain from that single taste.
Who approved this? I assume they are now without a job.
Avoid avoid avoid. This is worth no sorrow. Not redeemable by any quantity of additional juice or fancy garnish

In the nipper bottle from Toys R Us Liquor for 99 cents. Tasted on 1-20-24. Pours clear. Strong aroma of those strawberries that you leave too long in your refrigerator because you forgot to finish them all- you know, overripe to rotten. Flavor is nothing short of horrible. This is so sweet it more resembles a glucose tolerance test than a rum. I don’t know what flavor I’m tasting but it scares me by its ambiguity. Nasty stuff.

This mixer takes any drink and turns it into a more sugary Strawberry Crush. Maybe there is something you can mix it with that would work. Won't buy again.

OK, yes it is a mixer. I am not sure I really consider this to be rum. More like some synthetic franken-Pepsi product. But this stuff tastes pretty good. Makes a damn good strawberry colada......if you are into that kind of thing I mean. My girlfriend likes it and this in turn makes me happy. Just for grins I poured some in a glass over ice. It didn't suck! Kind of tasty in a soda pop for grown ups way. Best flavored rum I have ever tried. Of course this is like saying you are the best downhill skier in all of Sudan.