Captain Morgan Tatoo

I'm no rum snob, I like what I like. On the rox with a squeeze of lime. Spicy with a hint of raspberry. Also refreshing served in a tall glass as a rum and tonic.

Friend says to me, "Hey, you like rum, try some of this." Well, I do indeed like rum, but this is not drinkable using any definition of rum. It smells like an infected wound, and it doesn't even taste as good as that. I can't imagine any situation where this would be an acceptable drink of choice. Gak.

I like Captain Morgan Tattoo. Unfortunately, it is no longer being produced from what I have found. Good spice with vanilla and cherry flavor. I prefer to mix with Dr. Pepper for an alternative to Capt. and cola. I also have mixed with Red Bull for a pick me up similar (but better) than a Jager bomb. I generally like some smoothness and sweetness with my rum that is why I like Tattoo. A bit harsh neat, but have mixed it with Cherry schnapps to add a little punch in a shot.

One of my favorite rums. It's getting hard to find now, which is a shame. This rum is dark, sweet, and a little spicy. It smells and tastes like flat Coke or Pepsi with sweet, fruity undertones. It blends flawlessly with the aforementioned sodas and also works great as a shot.

Artificially flavored, 70 proof tripe. This “rum” is not even fit for mixing.

Not CM Black Spiced overproof - but not bad. Great as a mixer, not so much straight up or on the rocks.

Living it La Vida Luca in the trailer park before the super bowl.

One of the worst rums i have ever tried... thi iss one of these rums you give as a present.

It's like a mix of cough syrup and used motor oil. I'd pour it down the sink, but I doubt it's safe for septic systems, much less the surrounding vegetation. Whoever came up with this deserves to drown in it, or the vomit it's flavor induces.

This rum has a sweet taste that is great over ice. Very smooth.